Archive for September, 2007

Protect Your Stick

September 28, 2007
The game coming up tomorrow is not just a football match up, but also a Trophy Game. We are already down 1 trophy (The Megaphone) thanks to Michigan State, we must hold on to the Shillelagh.

I know some of you and the University itself don’t really play up these things, but I think they are important and the history behind them is pretty cool. We should be embracing these things and putting them on the front line with us, as most schools do with there trophies… it’s badass.

If you want to know more about ALL our trophies click THIS LINK and it will show you the post I did earlier this year about these things. Have Fun and GO IRISH!!!

McStug signature on 4 Horseman Lounge

Doughboy Fairies

Prediction: IRISH 27 -Boiler Sissy Fairies 24

Headbutts And Groin Kicks… Boiler Week

September 28, 2007
Headbutts
  • Jimmy Clausen. Your predecessor straight up OWNED Purdue. In fact, Quinn threw for more yards against Purdue than any other QB has done to any team in all of history.Or so I’ve been told by ESPN radio. Everyone knows Weis wants to run the football, and we should, but Jimmy can be the tipping point for the victory here.
  • Offensive line. Are you foaming at the mouth yet? Purdue’s schedule has been soft and their run D has been suspect. Time to get it clicking by knocking dicks into the dirt and protecting our boy Jimmy.
  • Darrin Walls. Time for redemption from last years game.
  • Weis. You OWN Tiller… keep it that way.
  • All Irish fans traveling to the game. Be many and be loud.

Groin Kicks

  • Ben Smith from Fort Wayne’s Journal Gazette. Screw you. You are a hack who can never decide if you are a fiction writer, sports writer, or bearded fairy. Rothstein should stomp your nuts.
  • Drum bangers. You say its the worlds largest drum, fact says it is the 3rd largest. Liars.
  • Tiller. Go sell some oatmeal and life insurance to geriatrics… and stay the hell away from Endor.
  • All Purdue fans. Your time is up.

NDLNA Is The Shizniznit… Here’s Why:

September 28, 2007

Irish fans do yourself a favor. Check out NDLNA.com. The link is on the right hand side of this page. This is the place where Irish fans come together and post, share, and comment on stories all over the web. And now, NDLNA has provided a new service; player profiles. This is actually a quite dominant feature as it is lets the user link to a all the main profile settings, and it provides all the stories about he player on NDLNA. So if you want to check up on my dude John Goodman, or Sam Young or how about Kallen Wade, its all at your fingertips at one site. Freaking awesome!

I Had Ribs For Lunch…Linkorama

September 27, 2007
Delicious

A few notes for the Irish faithful…
  • Chris Stewart has left the football team. I would write more about this, but Her Loyal Sons have already put something together. This is the 3rd player to leave in as many weeks.
  • Demetrius Jones is now a Bearcat. They welcome him at Nippert.
  • Omar Hunter may not be a Skunkbear, but the Poodle is hot after him. Hunter received an offer from USC. He seemed very excited about the offer, but said he remains committed to the Irish.
  • If you haven’t heard about the new blog Legends of South Bend, you are lost. It is a creation of Aaron Taylor’s and has a lot of good stuff on it including interviews with former Irish Players and Coaches. They haven’t returned my phone calls, so better check it out… I might be a while.
  • Headbutts And Groin Kicks coming tomorrow. But here’s some kicks to keep you satisfied…

Ouch

September 26, 2007

This season has been so bad my rating went from an “R” to NC-17…. minus the nudity.
Dating

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Purdue Is The Whiny Bitch Of Indiana

September 26, 2007

Of all the colleges and universities in Indiana, one stands out at the biggest bitch. Purdue. Some people have described their alumni and fan base as having middle-child syndrome, when in fact, Purdue has been playing 3rd fiddle for what seems like forever.

It must be hard for Purdue. When football rolls around it’s all about the Irish. Then basketball comes and everyone is talking about the Hoosiers. Does Purdue even have any aspirations of being more than just a little bitch that tries to feel better about itself by kicking a GIANT when its down? Probably not. They are who they are… whiny bitches. But can you blame them? Their best seasons aren’t even National Title caliber seasons. They have NONE.

Funny thing about the Boilers this year, they are 4-0 and nobody is talking about them. Of course when you play 2 MAC schools, a Div 1-AA school, and major Big Ten Conference opponent Minnesota (what a fucking joke Tim Brewster is), what does one expect. Unless of course you are Michigan and Ohio State.

Which brings me to another reason why Purdue is a whiny bitch. Unlike their bigger, badder conference foes, Purdue hides behind The Big Integer as if it actually means something to be a part of that collection of underachievers. Seriously, win a National Title in my lifetime or my great grand children’s lifetime or sometime before Touchdown Jesus comes back for the Apocalypse.

You will never be as loved as ND.
You will never be as feared as ND.
You will never be as hated by the masses because of being the fucking shit for like ever like ND.

You are a whiny bitch.
You are a 3rd tier team in your beloved Big Ten Plus One That Makes It An Integer Conference.
You have a big drum. Yea!

Obvious Boiler Fan Breaking Down.

Purdue Week… Let’s Beat The Drum!

September 25, 2007

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Reuland To Transfer

September 24, 2007

Konrad Reuland is leaving Notre Dame. No word on where he is going to transfer to. This is the 3rd player to transfer this year and all of them were from this sophomore class (Frazer and Jones).
Sigh.

A Chat With Demetrius

September 24, 2007

While at the game Saturday, I was surprised as I looked to my left and saw former Notre Dame quarterback Demetrius Jones. I quickly went from surprise to inquisitive. I wished DJ good luck in the future and asked him a few questions. I was kind of took back at what he said and how he acted. Here is a run down of those events. Please allow me to paraphrase as I did not have a recorder or pen with me.

  • He came down to my seat which was right in front of the Vonage pre/post game booth.
  • His main concern was contacting sideline reporter Alex Flanagan (right name?)
  • He saw her on the phone and told me quite arrogantly, See that pretty lady on the phone? I bet you she’s trying to get a hold of me.
  • As the team left the field for halftime, he yelled out at a few players. Aldridge was the only one to wave at him.
  • As Weis walked by he asked me Do you think I could hit Weis’s fat head with this phone? He muttered something else as he laughed about what he just said.
  • Frustrated with not being able to contact Alex with his phone, he asked to borrow mine. Intrigued about what was going on, I let him use it and now I have her number saved… for future use.
  • Said he wished she wasn’t pregnant. That’s one fine lady.
  • When asked about his departure he stated, You saw what happened on the field. Everyone did. I mean its just a bunch of shit.
  • He was finally able to get the reporter by having an usher stop her and tell her to look up.
  • She looked surprised to see him and pointed at him to come down to talk with her.
  • He left.

I’m not sure what to make of this but he sounded like there was a LOT of hard feelings toward Weis. He did seem genuinely concerned about the team. However, it was clear to me that he wanted, or needed, even more of the spotlight on him.

Please remember this is just a paraphrasing that I put together as best I could. I am not trying to kick the kid, just relaying to you what I heard and saw.

Photos by Jon Hauenstein.

Headbutts And Groin Kicks… Post Sparty

September 24, 2007
Headbutts
  • James Aldridge. Thanks for the effort. One of the few positives from the game was Aldridge and his 100 yard game. He is hungry… feed him.
  • Robert Hughes. He really looks like the short yardage back we have been needing. He will be a load in the future.
  • Travis Thomas. No penalties and your one carry for one yard and one touchdown was a thank-you from Weis for playing your heart out all the time.
  • Brian Smith and Kerry Neal. Two more frosh that are playing themselves into the lineup with the skills to get penetration and close in on the QB.
  • Mo Crum. “All heart Rock.”

Groin Kicks

  • Geoff Price. Kick the FUCKING BALL!
  • Weis. 4th down and one can be a throwing down too.
  • Mark Dantonio. Please bring back Johnelle.
  • Lambert. Look for the ball in the air.
  • Spartans. Have fun with your meltdown later this year.