From the Mind of $crot

Well, another loss to a pretty good team. I taped the game to see if I could pinpoint what was going on. After breaking down the film, I have finally come to the conclusion that this season is a trainwreck. The Irish will finish with one victory and we’re going to have to hear about it….nuff said.

You might be wondering what this handsome gentleman to your left has to do with anything. He’s Notre Dame’s savior. We need more guys like Todd. Guys that will whoop your ass for spilling beer on their good jeans. Guys that will kick your ass, take your girlfriend and bone her right in front of you. These guys suiting up each week are soft. They don’t start pregame fights in the tunnel. How can you expect to intimidate people if you’re soft. The ghosts of the Four Horsemen don’t scare anyone anymore. Gone are guys like Zorich and Stonebreaker, whose names alone scare you. They are Todd guys.

With all due respect to the Subway Domer (becuase he allows me to write for him), I don’t want to know about anymore commitments unless they are bonafide “Todd Guys”. Over and out.

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